![]() ![]() This is why some people appear bright until they speak. If you can fake that, you've got it made.” - Groucho Marx “The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing.Tact is for those who aren’t funny enough for sarcasm.If you have to go around telling people how awesome you are, there's a pretty good chance that you're the only one who actually thinks so.If you don't know who it is that everyone in the family complains about, it's probably you.Perhaps you would benefit from adult supervision.No one is as smart as you think you are.You've perfected overthinking as an art form.There are too many witnesses for me to tell you what I really think.If I cared, I would have listened the first time. If you don't want me to tell you what I really think, you'd best refrain from asking for my opinion.This will go much faster if you just accept that I am right.No one looks like their profile picture.Don't act like I'm a character in your reality show.“Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.” - Tom Stoppard.“All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.” - Sean O'Casey. ![]() “There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.” - Lawrence Welk.“The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.” - George Carlin."Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart." – Ross Perot."Life is like a box of chocolates." - Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump by Winston Groom.Smile while you still have teeth." - Anonymous It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.' Charles Schulz 'Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong Then a voice says to me, This is going to take more than one night. Your life is your story you can write out any characters who aren't enhancing the plot. Robert Frost 'The brain a wonderful organ.These usually can appear when you are taking shower or just relaxing. There's nothing like a little alone time to make you appreciate your own company. The wrapping up Weird shower thoughts Shower thoughts are those thoughts that come to our minds when we get relaxed and get away from worldly distractions.It's amazing how many people have developed shockingly blue eyes since Facebook filters were invented.If your carriage turns into a pumpkin, call an Uber.If you're around someone who sucks all the air out of the room, go to another room. ![]()
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